Weapons

Assault Rifles

 * 1) AK-47
 * 2) AK-56
 * 3) AK-74
 * 4) AK-101
 * 5) AK-103
 * 6) AK-107
 * AKM
 * AKS
 * 1) Assault Rifle
 * M16
 * 1) Norinco 86S

Axes

 * Axe
 * 1) Battle Axe

Balls

 * 1) Baby Volleyball
 * 2) Basketball
 * 3) Bowling Ball

Barbells

 * 1) Barbel

Bats

 * 1) Baseball Bat

Blasters

 * 1) Blast Frequency Bomb

Boards

 * 1) Ad Board

Boomerangs

 * 1) Boomerang

Bows

 * 1) Arrow & Bow

Boxes

 * 1) Box of Nails

Gas Cannons

 * 1) Baby Gas Gun

Guitars

 * 1) Acoustic Guitar
 * 2) Bass Guitar

Handguns

 * 1) .357 Magnum

Hands

 * 1) Boxing Gloves
 * 2) Fists

Horns

 * 1) Air Horn

Incendiary Grenades

 * 1) Napalm Grenade

Ingredients

 * 1) Baking Ingredients

Knives

 * 1) Bowie Knife
 * 2) Chef Knife
 * 3) SOG Knife

Land Mines

 * 1) Exploding Chewing Gun
 * 2) Exploding Pie

Magnifying Glasses

 * 1) High-Powered Magnifying Glass

Nets

 * 1) Jellyfish Net
 * 2) Ol' Reliable

Pins

 * 1) Bowling Pin

Pistols

 * 1) Net Gun

Planks

 * 2x4

Ray Guns

 * 1) Knockout Ray Gun
 * 2) Molecular Separator Ray Gun
 * 3) Plankton's Death Ray Gun

Revolvers

 * 1) 6 Shooters

Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launchers

 * 1) RPG-7
 * 2) RPG-16
 * 3) RPG-18
 * 4) RPG-22
 * 5) RPG-26
 * 6) RPG-27
 * 7) RPG-29

Ropes

 * 1) Surujin

Saws

 * 1) Bonesaw
 * 2) Chainsaw

Scratchers

 * 1) Goofy Goober Back Scratcher

Self-Propelled Guns

 * 1) SPG-82

Semi-Automatic Pistols

 * 1) Desert Eagle

Semi-Automatic Rifles

 * 1) AR-15

Shotguns

 * 1) Auto Shotgun
 * 2) Broken Butterfly
 * 3) Chrome Shotgun

Sniper Rifles

 * 1) Accuracy International AWSM (Arctic Warfare Super Magnum)

Spatulas

 * 1) Hydro-Dynamic Spatula
 * 2) Le Spatula
 * 3) Spat
 * 4) Spatula

Sprayers

 * 1) Alien-Out!
 * 2) Axe Spray
 * 3) Chrome Sprayer
 * 4) Invisible Spray
 * 5) Shower-in-a-Can

Stink Bombs

 * 1) Bile Bomb

Swords

 * 1) Broadsword
 * 2) Ceremonial Sword

Tanks

 * 1) Acetylene Tank

Tommy Guns

 * 1) Chicago Typewriter

Toothpaste Sprayers

 * 1) Krust

Unexplosive Charges

 * 1) Altimeter Charge

Welders

 * 1) Arc Welder